Tuesday, September 13, 2011

YDG #4: A Greek Island Odyssey


Yianni’s Definitive Guide to the Greek Islands:  A Greek Odyssey

It is with great pleasure (and the fear of having missed something important) that I introduce Yianni’s Definitive Guide to the Greek Islands:  A Greek Odyssey.

This will be augmented over time, but due to popular demand, I am required to publish this quick itinerary and overview.   Yasou!

Here’s a breakdown of a 10 day itinerary that I’ve taken (more or less) - you can remove a day or two to make it 7-8 days:

Day 1:  Transfers

Fly to Athens, don’t leave the Airport, and immediately fly directly to the city of Chania, on the island of Crete (or take a ferry, but this is a long trip – 12 hours). 

Day 2, 3, 4, 5 – Island of Crete

In Chania: 
Stay/relax near the Port/marina – amazing food, upscale bars/lounges, and great beaches.   Pandora Suites is the best place, backing onto the harbor… YIANNI EXCLUSIVE:  Ask for the Aphrodite suite, with its own terrace… http://www.pandorahotel.gr/

A day trip:  Samaria Gorge
See the attached link.  http://www.we-love-crete.com/samaria-gorge.html   This will take a whole day.  Best to get a tour from Chania (or right from your hotel).  The bus takes you there (ask for the tour w. the breakfast), then you walk down 16kms – yes that’s right.  It’s absolutely lovely and a totally unique experience.  You should however be prepared with proper hiking shoes (or very good running shoes), and an empty 1-2litre bottle of water (you can re-fill it at each km, in the fountains that run directly from the river).  Then at the bottom of the gorge, you walk to a little town, have a jump in the ocean, and a ferry takes you back to your bus (the bottom is not accessible by car), then back to Chania.  It will be amazing during the late spring (mid-to-end of May), very lush, and not too hot.  Mid-summer it will be 40-45C.  Bring a good hat too!

See if you can arrange to pick-up a car from your hotel in Chania (morning of day 4?), and drop it off in Heraklion (www.europcar.com).  Drive east and across the north shore of the island, visiting Arkadi Monastery in the mountains, which is sort of the Alamo of Greece (http://www.crete-kreta.com/arkadi-monastery), and Rethymnon – take your time and enjoy the mountain villages along the way and the little fishing villages (definitely ask for some homemade Cretan Raki – which is basically moonshine!).   Just find any hotel along the way to stay (they’re all mid-level, try near/on the beach).

Heraklion (aka. Iraklion):  Visit the ruins of the Palace of Knossos (thought to be the ancient Labyrinth – lots of info on this).  Then, you can drive south from Iraklion up through little rural villages to the village of Archanes, which is basically an oasis of wine wealth in an otherwise simple landscape.  On the way to Archanes, there’s a little ancient farmhouse in the village of Vathypetro – it dates to the Minoan period 16th century B.C.  I would HIGHLY recommend a morning trip to Knossos, followed by the drive to Archanes, and lunch in one of the tavernas in the little square.  There’s one called Lykastros, and it has amazing cretan cheese, wine, honey, and other treats, and is under a wine-leaf covered garden.  The actual city of Iraklion is most beautiful in the evening, walking along the pedestrian only paths, but if you don't have time you can explore the marina when you leave on your ferry.

Day 6-7-8 – Island of Santorini

Take a ferry or flight from Heraklion to Santorini.  Book this in advance, as these tend to get booked early and there are usually only one/two ferries per day (and this will affect when and for how long you stay in Heraklion).  Try for the Fast Ferry – it’s a catamaran and is twice as fast as a regular ferry.  www.ferries.gr.  I would suggest talking w. a Greek travel agent on this as it can get complicated.  See notes at bottom for flight info.
Accommodations.  You MUST stay on the Caldera (that is to say, the cliff overlooking the volcano – see info on Santorini here http://www.santoriniweb.com/santorini_geography.html).  I would suggest staying in Firostefani, it is lovely and walking distance down along the cliff ridge to the main town of Fira, but it’s not right in Fira which tends to be very busy.  Hotels I would recommend are as follows:
·         Homeric Poems – in Firostefani  www.homericpoems.gr.  My profile photo at the top of my blog is of me on what I refer to as the Puff Daddy suite, with its private deck and plunge pool.  However, there’s also a common infinity pool farther down.  Infinity pools are basically the norm in Santorini – the island was designed for them (or vice versa…).  Ask for Margherita, if she’s still the manager, I think, she will remember the Canadians… from 2005!  Phone: 011 30 22860 24661 (email manager@homericpoems.gr)
·         Agali Houses.  This also a great spot – next to Homeric Poems. http://www.agalihouses.gr/home.html

I’ve also stayed at the following, and/or can absolutely recommend:
·     - Astra Apartments (in Imerovigli, north of Firostefani) George Karayiannis, Mgr.  Phone: +30-22860-23641, www.astra.gr
·     - Andromeda (Imerovigli) - http://www.andromeda-santorini.com/
·     - Kanaves (in Oia) - http://www.canaves.gr/

Other MUST-DO Activities in Santorini

MUST DO:  Tour of the Volcano and the ancient ruins of Akrotiri.   The same ancient people as in Knossos in Crete, there’s a day tour that takes you through the archeological site, then on a boat to the volcano – you actually walk/climb up into the volcano itself.  Then you are taken to volcanic springs, where you jump off the boat and swim into the hot springs… its very cool.  Tours can be booked via your hotel – plan this right when you arrive.  There is a shorter version which leaves from the bottom of Fira Town (take the gondola ride, don’t walk down the 400 steps – unless you enjoy the smell of donkey dung).  This shorter tour takes you right to the volcano, then onto the hot springs, then right back (3-4 hours tops).

MUST DO: Town of Oia – you must go to the sunset here and walk through the village during the day, but would not recommend staying there as it’s a bit remote.  Some of the tours take you there after the volcano – consider that if you can squeeze it all in one day. 
Sunset  in Oia.  Instead of seeing the sunset w. the massive crowd, you can see it from a great roof-deck bar at Pelecanos (http://www.pelekanosrestaurant.gr/). Very few people know about it, which makes it fantastic! The food isn’t the best, so see the sunset there, then go somewhere else.  Another great (but expensive) restaurant is 1800 in Oia.  You can see the sunset from there as well – it’s absolutely lovely (http://www.oia-1800.com/).
Finally, another great spot for dinner is Feredini – it’s an Italian restaurant, but very romantic/beautiful (http://www.feredini.gr/).

MUST DO:  Katina Fish Tavern.  It’s in Amoudi, the little port at the bottom of the town of Oia (take a taxi). Here you can have amazing whole fish, calamari and octopus grilled on the charcoal while sitting right next to the water, with salad and Fava. It’s a real authentic greek fish tavern.
 

YIANNI EXCLUSIVE: After lunch, bring your swimsuit and a towel and walk west from Ammoudi bay along the volcanic rocky coast.  This is a bit difficult as it's a very thin line between the cliff and the sea.  However, after about 300m, you will turn a corner and find the most lovely rocky swimming hole.  This is basically unknown to most tourists and the views of the island from there are amazing.  There is also an outcropping (a small mini island) about 50m off shore from the swimming hole which houses the ruins of an old Orthodox church.  If you swim over to this mini-island there are crude steps you can walk up to the balcony of the old church, and from there you can look up and see the caldera from sea all the way up.  There is a platform from which you can jump (about 3-5m?) back into the sea (repeat!).  Make sure to wear beach shoes as the volcanic rocks can be sharp.

WINERIES:  There’s also several great wineries on Santorini – Boutari Winery is one.   It’s in the middle of the island, so take a quick cab there (but call to check that they’re there).  The tour is very simple, and there are lots of wine shops in Santorini, so you might want to skip this if you don’t care how the wine is made in Santorini.  However, there is an amazing grape varietal grown on the island called “Assyrtiko”, you will want to try.  It’s a dry, crisp white wine – one label is called Kourtakis, and another is called Koutsoyiannopoulos (which by the size of the name implies it’s a ‘big’ wine!).

For a more down-market experience, hit the eastern and southern beaches – they’re volcanic black/red, which is interesting.  Or you can go back to the caldera and hang out by your infinity pool instead… you can buy volcanic rock in Thira town!

Finally, jewellery/shopping.  I put this last to save you on your pocket-book.  Santorini is a giant jewellery shop.  There’s very upscale and simple shopping all over the main town of Thira – you will be ripped-off if you buy something expensive, but the trinkets are great.

Day 9 and 10 – back to Athens

Ferry boat will take you to Pireaus, the port city attached to Athens (or you can fly back).  Fly out the next day.
My somewhat biased recommendation about Athens:  Obviously the Acropolis and Parthenon are must-sees, as is the surrounding hill and ‘Plaka’ or market area.  Besides this however, Athens can be a challenge for the first timer - its charms are for those with more knowledge, and I will write more when I discover them.  You should definitely plan to spend your last day/evening on or near the Acropolis, then go home.  I would end the evening at a tavern in the Plaka where they play music and do dancing.  Also, Monastiraki square has not one, not two, but four amazing roof-top bars.  These all have great views of the acropolis and you will certainly meet the lovely people of Athens there.  The Acropolis Museum is another must see - it's fantastic, even though the best artifacts were stolen by the English 180 years ago and are housed in the British Museum.  But go anyway!

Here’s a Google map of this route:

OPTIONAL LOCATIONS:

If you’re feeling that Crete is too ambitious for you, there are two other islands which might fit the bill.

1.  PAROS.  If you fly directly to Santorini instead of Crete first, then the Island of Paros is on your way back from Santorini to Athens on most ferry routes.  The northern town of Naoussa is a more charming version of Mykonos (which is also lovely, but can be very busy in Summer, and is clubby at night – if you don’t like that sort of thing!).  The harbour/marina here is my spiritual happy place - beautiful, fun, and filled with light.  The town has little pathways and shops and bars/great fish restaurants.  You can take little boats from the marina to various beaches across the bay as well.  This is a great ‘chill-out’ island, and you will not be disappointed.  In Naoussa, there’s a great hotel called Stelia Mare.  I’ve been there and it’s great. http://www.steliamare.com/   You can check out other spots at www.paros-online.com/paros.htm

2.  MYKONOS.  The main town is probably the most beautiful in Greece, albeit super crowded.  Its large selection of medieval windmills are a true symbol of the islands in general.   There are many great beaches here, the best being Paradise beach.  You can also consider SuperParadise Beach, but it’s known for its alternative adult-focus, if you know what I mean – and by that I mean naked gay men.  You should stay in Mykonos town, if you wish to socialize.  The Semeli and Belvedere hotels are the best – they’re owned by sisters.  They’re expensive, but even if you don’t stay there, go for a drink at the Belvedere in the evening (like South Beach, Miami). 

MUST DO:  CAPRICE BAR
The sunset at Caprice bar, which is just down the beach from the beautiful windmills is absolutely amazing.  The area is called Little Venice, because it looks like this:

















Make sure to get the huge fruity drinks at Caprice Bar (or one close by), and be careful of getting too close to the water (as in Sept. the waves can get choppy!).


YIANNI EXCLUSIVE:  Just a stone’s throw away from the windmills, down a little narrow alley and then down some jagged stone steps there is a little bakery, right out of the middle ages, cut into the basement of other villas.  It’s called “Giora’s Wood Bakery”.  Here you will be able to get absolutely the best greek pastries I’ve ever had (except from my grandmother and mother – c’mon…).  You just have to ask any of the little street vendors nearby the windmills – they will know it.



ANOTHER YIANNI EXCLUSIVE:  PANORMOS BEACH!
You will impress your friends when you tell them about this obscure beach.  It’s not accessible via the bus routes, so it’s very exclusive.  Book a late lunch (2-3pm) ahead of time at Panormos Beach Bar:  http://www.panormosbeach.gr/.  Lay about on the beach or on the hammock, then head in for some lunch, then chill out on the beach sofas to soft electronica music, and end the day with some drinks at the bar (possibly ending up on one of the beach tables dancing – I don’t know, it just happens).  Also, if you’re an animal lover, they let animals roam free around the (there’s a pig named Achilleas, a horse, several dogs, and I think a chicken… don’t question this, but I wouldn’t order the pork souvlaki just as a courtesy to Achilleas).   Make sure to pre-plan the taxi back, as these become scarce closer to sunset!



There is also a great half/day boat trip to the abandoned island of Delos, an island off the coast of Mykonos which has an amazing archeological site (the NATO of the ancient world).  Again, you might consider Mykonos just a night, enroute to another island (but be mindful of the ferry routes).  http://www.mykonos.com/GenInfo.shtml




Here’s the Google Map, if you include one/both islands for this route:

OTHER CONSIDERATIONS/Advice from a frequent Greek traveler: 

·     Map out your week and schedule the main parts of the trip well in advance (flights, ferries, some hotels).  As you’re only there for a week or so, there are limits on ferry times (i.e. only one per day or one every two days between some islands)  – missing them can mean you lose a day.  Also, I wouldn’t do too many islands – the travel between will eat-up most of your time.  Greece is about exploring, but mostly and relaxing (with plenty of Ouzo).

·     Give yourself plenty of time for inefficiency.  It’s a pastime in Greece to be late.  Arriving early for ferries, etc. is probably a good idea – there’s always a great little tavern at the port, with Greek coffee, some sweets, an English newspaper, and ouzo (there’s a brand of ouzo called “Arvanitis” – which I can obviously highly recommend!)

·     The mainland, Delphi/Olympia/Meteora.  I haven’t included any info on the mainland, as typically the first-time traveler wants to see the islands.  I have been to see the Oracle of Delphi and the ruins near Olympia (home of the first Olympic Games) and these are such historically amazing places and of great importance to see.  However I would suggest that you could leave this for a later trip – always best to keep something saved for next time!).  If you’re adamant about seeing these, get back to Athens early and book a day bus-tour from a hotel –I have done this and they are an amazing treat.

·     Feast days - Festivals.  Try and find out about any religious feast days that are happening on various islands and plan to be there on those days/evenings.  These are incredibly fun and will give you a real authentic experience, with dancing, food, etc.  I went to one in Crete years back and still remember it as the best experience.  Typically from 1st to 16th of August there are festivals most days as this is the period around Panagia - the feast day of the Virgin Mary.

·     Language.  Frankly, you’d be better off speaking German or Russian than Greek during the summers!  That said, everyone speaks English, so you’ll have no trouble.  Of course, a bit of Greek is always appreciated by the locals.

Flights/Transportation:

Internal flights - the Athens airport is brand new and lovely (believe me, it’s 1000% better than the original one, which was 4th world at best!).  The local island hopping planes are small, but there is no flight longer than 60 minutes, so it's not a problem.  The national airline Olympic Airlines was sold off, and the new “Olympic Air” has taken over.  Their website is www.olympicair.com.  You should also look into Aegean Airlines as well - it has many of the same routes and I believe better service (which is a relative term in Greece – i.e. the staff don’t argue with you as much!) www.aegeanair.com.  I’ve suggested just one one-way flight combined w. ferries in this itinerary  – however, if you want to fly everywhere, you can (flights are about the same price as a ferries in May/early June, assuming you book in advance).

Ferries.  I would take the high-speed ferry boat - they have the new high-speed catamaran-like ferries that reduce the time by 70% and almost remove the sea-sickness factor.  You can make arrangements via www.ferries.gr.  It’s not a great site - any Greek travel agent can also assist you on this (as well as your flights).  In Toronto, I’ve used Rex Travel 416-469-1161, and Mr. Travel - 416-461-2424 in the past.

Car – a good idea to rent one on Crete - if you do the route I suggested - but I wouldn’t recommend in Santorini (just take a taxi, no more than 12 Euros from top to bottom of the island).  They drive on the right side of the road, but make sure someone can drive stick shift.

Mopeds.  DO NOT rent Mopeds on Santorini.  The roads are notoriously narrow and almost negligently dangerous - people drive like mad.  Just take a taxi – there are stands everywhere, and restaurants will book them for you before you leave.  I recall arriving on the ferry boat one year and looking down at the crowd waiting to board you would think this was a hospital ship with all the broken legs, casts, head bandages, etc.

FINAL NOTE.   The bad news is that Greek unions love to strike – so be aware of this during the summer months when booking ferries and flights.  That said, there are strikes every year in Greece, usually in June/July. While the Greeks are far more socialist than you would imagine, keep in mind that they are absolutely 100% focused on Tourism.  It’s their lifeline.  the people are amazing and will be really glad to see you - you will be taken care of perhaps better now than in many other years as competition from Turkey, Croatia, Italy, etc. continues to affect tourism.  You will have the opportunity to bargain on certain things (or just ask ‘is that your best price?’ at least).  Athens will still be great fun in the right neighbourhoods - Monistiraki is my favourite - but you will see graffiti on walls and possibly some protests around Syntagma Square - the parliament.  Don’t worry about that – there’s been graffiti there for 2,500 years!  Just get to the islands or lesser populated mainland venues and enjoy!

Cheers, and Kalo Taxithi (Bon Voyage)!

Some Greek Thoughts from my friend Zorba:



Life is Trouble, only Death is not:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DJQu9RQYWs&NR=1

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

YDG #3: Paris

Yianni’s Definitive Guide to Paris

Ah, Paris.  Europe’s sometimes elegant, sometimes flighty, sometimes angry/scorned mistress.  If you don’t find this city romantic, then you’re not romantic... enough said.   In a nutshell, being in Paris is like watching a film about you, walking through Paris.  You will constantly imagine a scene where you buy a croissant at a boulangerie, and you suddenly realize that you are, in fact, buying that croissant. 

Paris is also about shopping, sightseeing, eating, generally walking around and finding little hidden gems, and most of all, doing nothing at all, sitting on the patio at a cafe, facing outwards to the street, watching the unbelievably lovely people of Paris promenade by, while enjoying a bottle of wine and some cheese, or a coffee and croissant.  To maximize the “I’m in a movie” experience, it probably helps if you smoke in Paris (though I don’t recommend it).

All that said, there are several neighbourhoods that I would focus on, especially to get the ‘definitive’ feel for the city.

Neighbourhoods of Note

St. Germain de Pres – This is probably the coolest part of Paris.  Apart from a few galleries, this neighbourhood (5th, 7th, 8th Arrondisements) is really a walking/shopping/eating part of Paris.

Le Marais – the more avant garde part of Paris, but with great little galleries and shops (it’s also the gay part of gay Paris, so it’s very ‘stylish’).

L’Opera/Madeleine/Boul. Haussmann – this is where the major department stores are, as well as some great wine stores.  Boul. Haussmann is really great to walk from end to end – a classic Paris walk.

Ile St. Louis. – this is an island within the island of Paris.  It starts just behind the Notre Dame cathedral – when you pass over the Pont St. Louis bridge, you’ll see a lovely ice cream shop called Le Flore en l'Isle.   The patio here offers an amazing view of the Seine/Notre Dame, and the sunset (season-permitting). Walk further along and you’ll see a lovely street – la Rue St. Louis en L’ile – which has amazing little shops, creperies, and some great restaurants, including one of my favourites’  L’Ilot Vache.  Finally, on this street (if you haven’t had enough ice cream or crepes) there is Berthillon, which is also famous, and as a result usually has a huge queue...

Montmartre – All around the cathedral there are many lovely galleries and cafes.  A nice walk, however NOTE that you should be very careful when you approach the cathedral, as there are many dodgy-looking vendors trying to scam you.  They’ll give you a string or a feather or something and when you try and give it back they hassle you for money.  They are very aggressive.  Just don’t take anything from them and walk around them without speaking.

Obviously there are other arrondisements – just haven’t spent enough time to consider them definitive!  More to follow here.


Hotels
Beware of value hotels in Paris.  The French do NOT know how to host people, and the rooms can be horrible/unclean, etc.  I would spend a little more and be in or near the nicer neighbourhoods (i.e. single digit arrondisements).  That said, here’s some ideas.

Luxury  (300-600 Euros)
- Pershing Hall is great, central, but expensive.  It’s perfectly situated.
- Hotel Plaza Atheneé – if you can’t stay at the Georges V or the Ritz, this is uber luxury.

Mid-Level (which is still kind of expensive, but reachable) – (180-300 Euros).
- Hotel Costes.  This isn’t cheap, but it’s incredibly funky/trendy.  You can impress your trendy friends, who will be seriously jealous you stayed here.  The bar is VERY famous (see Hotel Bars).
- Hotel Odeon Saint-Germain. In the great little square where Les Editeurs cafe is in. 
- Hotel Keppler – funky, new hotel with amazing service.  Near Pershing Hall/Georges V, and Arc de Triomphe.

Economy (but I’ve stayed there and acceptable!) (100-200 Euros)
- K+K Hotel Cayre (St. Germain).  If you spend a lot of your time in St. Germain de Pres (and I recommend you do, it’s an awesome part of Paris), then this is a relatively inexpensive place that has good modern look/feel.
- Mercure Paris Royal Madeleine – Surprisingly cheap for Paris, but really close to a lot of things and good quality (Mercure is I believe the higher end of the Accor chain – which is mostly value hotels).  It’s on the border of the 9th and 2nd Arr.  Yianni Exclusive:  Ask for the top floor room with the terrace – this is a quite small but clean room, but it has a really great terrace that makes you feel like you’re in a movie!  You can bring a bottle of champagne to the room, and bring out a chair and enjoy the Paris night sky.  http://www.accorhotels.com/gb/hotel-1271-mercure-paris-royal-madeleine/index.shtml

Cafes/Restaurants

Paris is probably the #1 city in the world in terms of restaurants, so I’d be daft to even rank them.  However, here are just a few I’ve been to which have been lovely or which provide you with a ‘definitive’ impression of Paris.

- Le Fumoir – a very good cafe or restaurant for great breakfast/brunch right next to the Hotel de Ville (which is featured on that Robert Doisneau photo:  http://www.sauer-thompson.com/junkforcode/archives/003154.html , and the Louvre...  http://www.lefumoir.com/

- Les Editeurs – an amazing place for afternoon drink/wine/lunch.   Get a window seat inside, or on the patio if it’s sunny.  http://www.lesediteurs.fr/

- Cafe les Patios – in the Place de la Sorbonne.  If you are walking south from Saint-Germain des Pres, this is a lovely stop in the student area.  The square is really nice and the cafe has OK food, but a great local/student atmosphere.

- Le Fouquet.  This is arguably the most famous cafe in Paris.  It is crazy expensive, but it’s RIGHT on the Champs Elysees, one street down from the Arc de Triomphe, and next door to the Louis Vuitton store, so it’s a nice start to your Paris visit.  Clearly you need to be on the patio, facing the street, and just order a drink or maybe an appetizer (DO NOT GO INTO THE MAIN RESTAURANT – unless you don’t mind the 100Euro lunch!).  The cost of the expensive coffee/drink/appetizer is worth it, especially when you just order a drink and watch the annoying waitstaff become even more annoyed!  If you want to placate them, use a bit of French, otherwise speak with a southern US accent to ensure they spit in your drink!

- Brasserie Flo – as a brasserie, this is sort of classic Paris.  It’s really meant for full meals, though you can just get something small as well (Cafe Flo is a small chain of 4-5 of them around Paris).  Great dinners/lunches, and not seriously expensive.

- Le Boeuf sur le toit – (The Beef on the Roof).  This is a high-end brasserie (also owned by Cafe Flo).  I’ve been here and it’s really good (not just beef, but seafood, etc. as well).

- Brasserie Nord – OK, OK, this is yet another in the Cafe Flo collection, and I only mention it because it is right across from Gare du Nord, and they have a great Soupe de Poisson.

- L’Ilot Vache – “The Crazy Cow”... sounds weird, but it’s my favourite restaurant in Paris.  It’s on the Ile St. Louis, which is also my favourite little area to visit.  There is nothing bad on the menu, and they have the world’s best Chocolate Mousse.



Bars/Clubs

At this point, I’m probably too old to understand which bars are the “it” places to be.  However, there exist a few places which, I would suggest, are classic and not likely to go out of business – one of the ideals of a ‘definitive’ guide, non?  Oui!

- Le Cabaret (known as Le Cab), it’s a dance bar, and though it’s very upscale, it’s easy to get in (just say you were sent by the concierge at George Cinq Hotel...).  http://www.cabaret.fr/

- Buddha Bar.  This place may be old and done by now, but from my recent friends’ visits it’s still popular (and easy to get into – a major factor for me!).

Hotel Bars are the best here, and they are free and always easy to get into.
- Four Season Georges V. – apart from the Ritz (which you can’t get into!), this is most luxurious hotel bar in Paris, you should be dressed to go out somewhere else to enjoy this.
- Hotel Costes.  A very popular place, with chill-out music etc. and live band.  Very trendy, but you should definitely go if only to people-watch.


Shopping/Things to Do

The Big Department Stores:
- Gallerie Lafayette – just cool to see the main central atrium.  Looking up at the stained glass roof is fantastic.  Also, the highlight for me is to get onto the roof as there is a patio with a classic view of the eastern part of the city.
- Le Printemps.  Same concept as Gall. Lafayette, with another (better) roofdeck view of Paris.
- Le Bon Marche – this is in Saint-Germain, and nestled with other good shops.
- Samaritaine – Another grand department store, it’s right across the Pont Neuf from

Antique Market
- Porte de Clignancourt, officially called Les Puces de Saint-Ouen, but it’s called Les Puces (The Fleas).  This is an AMAZING antique market, and it’s not the usual thing people see in Paris, but it’s cool.  You will be close to Montmartre as well, so do this first or second.

Wine shopping
- Le Caves Auge.  This is the oldest wine store in Paris.  They offer good prices, and a really good selection (and MOST IMPORTANTLY tastings as you shop!), all in a mid-1800’s setting.  It’s up the road from Gallerie Lafayette, on 116 Boul. Haussmann).  http://www.cavesauge.com/

- Lavinia.  A very modern, and HUGE wine store with probably better prices and selection, albeit not as much of an historic atmosphere.   All wine shops will box your wines up and wrap them so you can check them through the airport  http://www.lavinia.fr/LaviniaFR/

Museums
- Le Louvre (not on a Tuesday – closed for cleaning!).   This will take you half a day at the  minimum, so do it only if you like art!
- Musee D’Orsay – a smaller version of the Louvre, with slightly more modern collection (in a beautiful setting of an old train station).
- Centre Georges Pompidou – the MOMA of Paris.  It’s both interesting,  and they have a lovely outdoor roof restaurant with a patio (great views of Paris).
- Rodin Museum – small museum in a garden and an old house.  Very intimate.
- Des Invalides – this is where Napoleon’s Tomb is placed – there’s a circular balcony around it, and you peer down into it.  It’s lovely, but takes a while to get through.
- The Palace of Versailles – I put this in the Museum section, as it’s a full half-day at least (if you go on an official tour from your hotel, which allows you to get past the huge queues!).  Lovely palace obviously, and the best garden in the world, arguably.

Yianni’s Exclusive Additional Suggestions:

Wine
- Check out the Paris wine shops BEFORE you go to the wine regions.  You can therefore pick-up the wines you tasted along the way but don’t have to lug them around (and they’ll be packed for shipping).  You can also leave room in your luggage to stow away some wine – I’ve brought back 3-4 bottles in my suitcase, stuffed into a sock and surrounded by t-shirts, etc.  That way you won’t have to

Baguettes
- Here, there is amazing debate.  However, I’ve been to many non-descript places and they tend to be the best (above something that looks like a chain).  The exception is Poilane.  This is a great bakery, so check it out early in the morning... http://www.poilane.fr/

Croissants.
- Try and find the most obscure place to buy croissants.  My rule of thumb is that a true croissant should be, well, crescent-shaped!  Here’s a great review of croissant places – a good walking tour, if I do say so myself!  Map out the locations and see if you can find one or two... http://www.alifewortheating.com/paris/a-croissant-tour-of-paris


Tuesday, February 22, 2011

YDG #2: San Francisco

San Francisco is literally my favourite city in the world.  To say I left my heart there is an understatement.  I also left a lovely pair of Persol sunglasses – if anyone finds them, please email me!

Where LA is about the body, San Francisco is about eating, drinking, and the cool northern California air.  Health is more earthy here, not the botox, purging, heavy-workout on the beach, spray-tan health of LA, but a more granola, green tea, sustainable farming, Birkenstock kind of health.  And Wealth.  Oh there’s that too.  Internet wealth. Obnoxious MBA venture capitalist wealth.  But the views and the air more than make-up for it.

Full disclosure and mea culpa, I have not discussed some of the 'inner' parts of the city, but would recommend considering jaunts into Hays Valley, Haight/Ashbury, Diamondback, Inner or outer Sunset or Richmond, and even the Castro district.

Now, a few things to remember about SF:

1.   NEVER call it San Fran.  People will hate you.  Also, there’s an area that’s south of Market street, which holds a lot of start-up companies (Internet, and otherwise).  It’s been called SOMA, but NEVER call it that – people will hate you.
2.   Walking in SF is good, but only if you know exactly where you’re going, and where you’re going is within 4-5 city blocks...  Otherwise, just take a car or Taxi – you will be winded within 10 minutes given the hills.  They really are that steep.  On that note, if you do go by car, make sure to use the steering wheel when you park on a hill (turn it to the left if you’re up a hill, right if you’re facing down a hill).

3.   Focus your time near the water.  The city component has SERIOUS bohemian charm, but most of the breathtaking/spectacular aspects of the city are along the waterfront.  Ignore this if you have a week there, as there’s plenty to explore in the city if you have time. 

4.   As Mark Twain said, the coldest winter he ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.  The East Bay is a desert.  When it heats up, the hot air rises and cold air from the ocean gets sucked in – the hotter the desert, the more cold air that needs to rush in.  Because most of that coast is mountainous, there are few opportunities for that cold wind to rush through.  EXCEPT between the spires of the Golden Gate Bridge.  There’s a huge gap in the middle, and you can literally see the cold air rushing (like a highway of cloud) over the bridge and through the bay eastward.  As such, the entire north part of the city of SF is very foggy and, as Sinatra said “cold and damp” – ironically coldest in the summer.  All this to say – dress flexibly!


THINGS TO DO:

- 49 Mile Scenic Drive.  This is a really great way to orient yourself and to hit a lot of points at once.  It meanders through San Francisco, up through the beautiful homes of Pacific Heights, then through The Presidio, next to the Golden Gate Bridge, The Palace of Honor, and comes out right on 9th Street between Lincoln Way and Irving  then it goes off to the ocean.  Check out the route below:
 http://www.onlyinsanfrancisco.com/maps/49miledrive.asp.  End up at Ocean Beach and walk along the beach for sand dollars.  Extra prize if you can find a whole one.  Very romantic in late afternoon – assuming it’s not foggy.

- Cable Cars.   I would suggest that you do this bright and early in the morning, before the crowds hit.  Check out the routes here:  http://www.sfcablecar.com/routes.html.  The Hyde line takes you from the Ghiradelli Square to Market St., and gives you a full view of the city.  You can use this if you don’t want a car:  start at Ghiradelli Square in the morning, head down to Union Square/Market Street, then shop.  OR.  Start at Market St., then up to Ghiradelli Square, and head over to collect your bicycles at Blazing Saddles (see below).

- Blazing Saddleshttp://www.blazingsaddles.com/.  Rent bicycles and ride from Fisherman’s Wharf, through the Marina district, seeing the Worlds Fair site, then up over the Golden Gate bridge into Marin County.  One right turn and down a hill and you’re in Sausalito, stop for shop, drink (maybe a crab cake at Scoma’s http://www.scomassausalito.com/.  then continue biking to Tiburon.  Have late patio lunch and/or a few Coronas on the very California casual seaside patio at Sam’s in Tiburon http://www.samscafe.com/, then take the ferry right back to the Wharf (you can drink in Tiburon as your cycling will be over by then!).  Gives you a very natural view of Marin County, and great views of the Marina, the GG Bridge (as you’re riding toward it, views of SF and the bay as you ride across the bridge, and back across to SF from Sausalito and Tiburon.  The ferry will also go near Alcatraz, so you can get a closer view of that as you’re heading back into town. 

- If you don’t do Blazing Saddles, you can also walk through the Marina, to the 1906 World’s Fair http://www.housenumbers.ca/SFPavilion.jpg, which is so beautiful, then to the bay, along a newly opened sanctuary called Crissy Field along the beach, then go all the way to Fort Point, which is right under the bridge.  It’s a 1 hour walk, but it’s very worth it (bring a spring jacket, as it will be windy!).

- Alcatraz.  This is a commitment, and something you’ll have to book at least a few weeks before you arrive.  I would suggest that you can see this from a ferry traveling from Tiburon or Sausalito back into SF, and skip the tour (it’s really a great tour, but it takes at least half a day).

- Shopping.  Union Square is basically a giant mall.  EVERYTHING is here, so enjoy. REMEMBER that Banana Republic/Gap/Levis were founded in SF, so you’ll see these stores everywhere.

- The SF MOMA.  Think the MOMA in New York. It you like art, and want to spend your day there, go for it.

- Coit Tower.  Another lookout with a great view.  The best reason to go anywhere near here is just to walk around North Beach.  Bring your oxygen as it's a good walk/jog straight uphill (or take a car!).

BARS

- BIX Bar – This is a YIANNI EXCLUSIVE.  For real elegance (and a great Martini), BIX is great.  It’s tucked away in an alley in North Beach part of the city (56 Gold St.).  Don’t be scared if the taxi turns down a dark alley – it’s mid-way down.  Wear something nice, but the bartenders are all in white coats and ties (a common thing in SF), and they have beer too!  Just hustle some seats at the bar and watch the flow of traffic in and out.  You can order seafood or any other snack at the bar (think of Balthazar in NYC).  Highly recommended as a first drink of the evening.  You could have dinner there as well, but SF is spoiled for choice, so move on!

- Bubble Lounge.  Close to BIX, but closer to the city, there’s the Bubble Lounge.  This is basically a champagne bar, and during happy hours (YES, they still have happy hours in SF!) it’s very popular, and on Fri/Sat. nights into the wee hours.

- Top of the Mark.  On the top of the Mark Hopkins Hotel, there is a 300 degree roof bar/restaurant called the Top of the Mark.  It’s a little like the Park Hyatt roof-bar in Toronto, only much bigger and with a spectacularly better view!  You could have an early dinner or Sunday lunch there.  On most evenings, there’s a jazz/swing band, and you can dance there.  It’s upscale (if a bit old) so you’ll need a jacket.  Think the Rainbow Room in NYC, but you can actually just walk in and get in.

- Tosca.  This is another out of the way place, but RIGHT in the middle of the city.  It’s owned by Robert DeNiro and Francis Ford Coppola.  It’s a classic huge bar, and has a giant antique espresso machine.  It’s near the Zoetrope building – which is Coppola’s production company name, and there’s a restaurant in here as well (not that great!).

- The Triangle.  This is a notorious spot for pretty young things in SF.  The triangle is a collection of three bars/restaurants that sit on three corners of the intersection of Greenwich and Fillmore.  The City Tavern, Balboa Cafe, and Eastside West.  On the fourth corner is Plumpjack Wines, and just south on Fillmore is MatrixFillmore, owned by Plumpjack, which is also a great lounge.  The triangle is known thusly because people tend to ‘disappear’ with strangers by the end of the night – a la the Bermuda Triangle.  They tend to reappear later that night or in the morning, or even later that weekend if they can catch an early return flight from Las Vegas.

- Vesuvio.  This is a beautiful pub with stained glass windows and two floors.  Great intro to the bohemian San Francisco - it's on Jack Kerouac Alley if that gives any guidance.

- If you find yourself in SF on St. Patrick's Day, or you want to drink a lot, or are Irish, then please consider either The Irish Bank, http://www.theirishbank.com/, which will be overrun no doubt, or O'Reilly's Irish Pub in North Beach.  There's also a little pub called The Little Shamrock, which is one of the oldest bars in the US.  I don't think they've changed the carpet since then either, but hey, you don't go for the view.

- If you're french, or want to play grab-ass with someone who is, I can highly recommend (especially on Bastille Day) Belden Place, also known as The French Quarter.  Or, you could also consider Absinthe in Hays Valley http://www.absinthe.com/.  I seriously enjoyed the food/atmosphere here - it's out of the main tourist area as well.

FOOD/RESTAURANTS 

- For a classic diner feel, try Fog City Diner.  It’s on 1300 Battery St., near the square where Levi Strauss started his jean empire.  It’s an upscale diner, great food, near the Embarcadero and the east-side piers.

- Pier 23.  This is a very downmarket beach-like bar and diner/eatery on the north end of the Embarcadero.  It’s basically fried fish/chips in a basket, and a corona/anchor steam beer kind of place.

- Ebisu - 1283 9th Avenue, San Francisco.  Hands down, THE BEST sushi place in SF – no reservations allowed, small place, right on the 49 Mile Scenic Drive route.  Get there earlier in the night to avoid waiting (up to 2 hours if it’s crazy busy).

- Ace Wasabi - 3339 Steiner St. near Chestnut.  This is in the heart of the Marina and has a great crowd - youngish, professionals, snobby Internet types.  Creative sushi, but it’s small and crowded.

-  For Chinese, I can highly recommend one place:  House of Nanking - 919 Kearney St. (on the edge of Chinatown and North Beach).  It's the best Sichuan restaurant around - it looks kitchy and down market - which it is.  However, the best way to enjoy is to just let the chef just bring you his specials, they'll take care of you (tell them if you have food issues!).

- For dirty, awesome Mexican I recommend what I believe may be the world's largest burrito at El Toro Taqueria (598 Valencia St at 17th St. in The Mission) - seriously good and seriously down-market.  My brother Bill came to visit me in 2000, and claims to still be digesting his burrito years later.  You can get a table here, or just try eating it standing-up (not recommended).  There's also some great bars in the Mission too - Blondies, ChaChaCha's, etc.

- For asian-fusion, I would recommend Betelnut, on Union St. in Pacific Heights (2030 Union St.).  This is a great upscale place in the heart of Cow Hollow/Pacific Heights.

- Another Asian Fusion place is The Slanted Door.  (1 Ferry Bldg).  Used to be my favourite restaurant in SF, but it’s moved and not sure about the quality.  However, the bar scene is very good apparently now.  Not sure if that means the food is any better, but the Vietnamese-style Chilean Sea Bass is still a fond memory.

- Jackson Fillmore.  This is a VERY small, cozy bistro right in the middle of the AMAZING homes in Pacific Heights.  Anything with pasta is delicious.

- For a ‘Rodney’s’ kind of feel, go to Swan Oyster Depot.  http://www.frommers.com/destinations/sanfrancisco/D41098.html.  It’s ancient – about a hundred years old.  It’s also out of the way but right in the middle of the city.  Go in for some delicious seafood, unpretentiously served at the bar.

Breakfast.  Try Delancey Street Restaurant.  It’s run by ex-convicts – very Alcatraz!

Grove Cafe.  For a somewhat pretentious but trying-not-to-be breakfast place, go right into the marina, on Chestnut Street.  It’s called Grove Cafe.  http://www.yelp.com/biz/grove-cafe-san-francisco.  Organic EVERYTHING, and very earthy look (but with Type A lululemon/MBA ladies reading the NY Times on their iPad).

In North Beach, I've enjoyed several restaurants, mostly Italian.  Including Enrico's:  A very good place for mid-large groups and open space for stalking, I mean people watching;  Rose Pistola:  EXCELLENT pasta;  and The Stinking Rose:  If you like garlic, and if you're NOT a vampire, this is the (somewhat kitchy) place for you.

- Other great, but ridiculously restaurants include:
- Rubicon – also owned by DeNiro – classic Northern California cuisine
- Postrio - owned by Wolfgang Puck, I had an amazing dinner here, and can highly recommend.  Inside the Prescott Hotel
- Boulevard – bring your bank manager to approve the appetizers, but some say it's worth it...$$$$
- 5th Floor – this is also crazy expensive, but best service in SF – also right off Market St./Union Square
- Kokkari - I couldn't not have a Greek restaurant here, and this is by far the best one (and only one) I've found in SF.  It's quite good, but upscale.  200 Jackson Street.

HOTELS

I tend not to recommend hotels in SF, as there’s such a wide disparity of quality and price.  There is very much a price/quality relationship (i.e. you get what you pay for), so I recommend thinking about where you want to be to minimize travel time and focus on the nicest place you can afford in that area (either Marina/Fisherman’s Wharf - Union Square – or South of Market (note I didn’t say SOMA?).

In order of quality, I can suggest the following:
- Fairmont San Francisco – get a city-view if you have the coin
- The Mark Hopkins (Intercontinental Hotel)
- Argonaut Hotel
- Clift Hotel – Union Square (an Ian Shrager place – like the Hudson in NYC)
- Hotel Monaco – Union Square
- Radisson (SOMA)
- Travellodge – Fisherman’s Wharf




I LEFT MY HEART IN SAN FRANCISCO (Tony Bennett)

The loveliness of Paris
Seems somehow sadly gay
The glory that was Rome
Is of another day
I've been terribly alone
And forgotten in Manhattan
I'm going home to my city by the bay.
I left my heart in San Francisco
High on a hill, it calls to me.
To be where little cable cars
Climb halfway to the stars!
The morning fog may chill the air
I don't care!
My love waits there in San Francisco
Above the blue and windy sea
When I come home to you, San Francisco,
Your golden sun will shine for me!